Yahoo!7 Pulse

Ok we get the message loud and clear, you folks are baffled. You're not sure what the heck the time is and when daylight saving ends.

Pregnant man? Virtual pill-popping bimbos? What next! No sooner did we get over the shock of hearing about a woman stuck to a toilet for over a month after spending two years in her boyfriend's bathroom but now we have to contend with the news of a pregnant man and a web site which allows youngsters to create virtual bimbos.

Ah aint love grand! They say absence makes the heart go fonder and for three of Hollywood''s loved-up couples, that saying couldn't be truer.

What is it about Perth? Australia's far-flung western city seems to produce some incredible talent. Apart from actors like the late Heath Ledger and beauties such as Gemma Ward, Aussie American Idol aspirant and Perth-born singer Michael Johns is impressing judges and dedicated fans alike on the show and scorching a bright trail through Search.

It's Easter folks and that most notable of figures, Jesus Christ, who divided time, is making His presence felt in Search.

It's right up there behind a new hair style and funky new threads - choosing the latest wallpaper. A consistenly popular query in search is cool wallpapers.

You've worked hard all day and just want to sit down at the dinner table for your evening meal - the phone rings. Who would have such bad timing? Some persistent ex-lover? (If you're John Mayer check it's not, ahem Jessica Simpson), no something even worse, the dreaded telemarketer. Desperate searchers have sought to end their angst via the Do Not Call Register (+128.52%).

The weather is unpredictable, your workload is piling up and the kids are breakin' out looking for constant stimulation. What are you going to do over the coming Easter holidays? Get out of the rat race, load up your suitcase and give yourself a break!

With the news of Halle Berry giving birth to a baby girl and the subsequent spike in searches for the Oscar-winning actress, one wonders what has become of boy toy model Gabriel Aubry, 32, the baby's daddy.

Everyone knows losing weight successfully involves a strategy far more complicated than consuming celery sticks and air at lunchtime. As we find ourselves hurtling headlong into Winter, we want to guard against unwanted pounds. Searchers know prevention is better than cure, reflected in the spikes on diet related queries this past week.

The sensate Welsh actress Catherine Zeta-Jones has burst onto our shores all over-ripe with sexuality boasting she hasn't reached her sexual peak yet - at the age of 38.

They don't come across as desperate and codependant they seem self-assured, exciting, autonomous and downright sexy. Ah, the perennial allure of the bad boy - just ask Jennifer Aniston who has spiked 143.93% this past week for her latest bad boy dates.

Not since those insanely overhyped Queer Eye guys have we been so interested in watching unflappably dismissive queens bark out style instructions to the wardrobe challenged.

We're always discovering new things in Search and so it seems are you. From learning a new language to finding that must-have recipe, you're slamming the word 'find' into the Search box only to be rewarded with endless possibilities in your quest for knowledge

It was the slap in the face played out under the harsh glare of the public spotlight. The brush off sent seismic waves of interest in Search revealing Team Aniston and Team Jolie is still alive and well.