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The Heroic Lost Ninja


"Do you love the defendant?" -- "No, not anymore."

Hey there my sassy sultans of suspicion, and what an ep? As opposed to last week's mythology heavy ep, this week we were treated to an relationship heavy one with one major twist. Kate is now Aaron's mum? WTF?!

First things first - secret clue time! And for those of you wondering, yes, I am trying to get the past week's clues attached to that page, but the coding is being difficult :P

We'll get down to the nitty gritty in a moment, but I need to make a special announcement to you all. Some of you may know that a LOST video game was released today on all sorts of different platforms. In order to celebrate, we've got 20 copies of the game to give away along with a great LOST t-shirt to you super-awesome uber-fans! For all the details on how to enter, head over to the Comp page, and to check out the game's trailer as well as an exclusive behind-the-scenes making of, head through to the Videos page.

My brain froze this week with two words - "Hi Aaron." Seriously... there must've been some major badness go down for perpetual flight-risk Kate to not only settle down, but to become a mother for someone else's child.

I hate to do this, but I'm calling it now - Claire is gonna die. There is no way she'd let Aaron out of her care; remember how insistent the psychic was that the baby must be raised by Claire? She wouldn't leave the island without Aaron, nor would she remain on it without him... it breaks my heart, but I'm pretty sure our blonde Bondi-lover's days are numbered.

Want to know why it hurts so bad to say? I think it'll end up being Jack's fault. No, I'm not saying he's going to kill her, but something will happen where he can't save her and her dying words are to ask Kate to raise Aaron as her own. Jack can't handle seeing Aaron as it makes those painful memories return to the surface; how much more painful will they be if he learns that he and Claire are related?

Another theory I'm just throwing out there - what if there was a hostage situation and Jack had to choose who survived between the two women? If he didn't know about their shared father, he would obviously choose Kate... but if he did, and chose Kate anyway. he'd never be able to look at Aaron again. I'm just saying.

The story Jack sprouted in court was certainly quite interesting... and a blatant lie. This week's questions all revolve around them, so let's get to it:

1. Does Aaron count as one of the Oceanic 6?

2. If not, who do you think the other two are?

3. Who do you think the other two, non-surviving people were?

4. How young and schoolboy does Jack look clean-shaven with his hair done?

5. Why did Jack say he didn't love Kate anymore, then retract it in private?

Only a few questions this week to get your brain flowing.. back on with the theories!

Sawyer, Sawyer, Sawyer... need I say more? You're an A-grade douchebag and when you're crying coz you're lonely, know you did it to yourself. Good to see the Harry Potter glasses make an appearance though. If I was a lady, I'd probably say nice white boxers, but I'm not so I won't. Any ladies care to comment?

Do you think Miles will learn his lesson? Locke's new leadership tactic, "Obey me or I'll blow you up with breakfast", looks like it might actually get through his skull. We can only hope that it'll at least settle him down for a while. Why did he want $3.2 million specifically? Is there a nice mansion he has his eye on back home? Is that how much it costs for your own personal Smokey? Or was he speaking in code to his buddy Ben? YOU DECIDE!

I miss Desmond and Sayid already. Come back to us guys, don't get lost in the badass time storm (or whatever the hell Dan's experiment revealed!) What's Faraday's deal anyways? I predict he has the reverse of what Desmond has - he receives flashes of the past, moments he wasn't privy to. I know, I know, that's kind what Miles does... I don't care - get your own theory if you don't like it! Hey Faraday - I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.

Namaste

The Heroic Lost Ninja