Hey, and omg so much craziness! First, and most importantly - I GOT HACKED! But in a good way, coz it ended up being a clue from Rachel hidden on my blog! I'll tell you where in a second. Since then, Other Girl's blog got hacked too, and Rachel has posted just this second with some photos you've gotta check! DJ Dan's new podcast is up, and I've got some news on where you might be able to get those LOST action figure from! Oh, and yeah. I don't like the recap clip show guy's voice either.
Go read this. Now.
Before I ninja-launch into things, a few people have been asking recently - what the hell are you on about, oh Ninja my Ninja? We'll I'm doing my part to get the truth out, is what. There's a shady group named The Hanso Foundation operating out of Copenhagen, Denmark, and they've taken it upon themselves to experiment upon humanity "for a better tomorrow". A hacker has been getting out the truth to us - these guys seem to be focused on a better tomorrow, but it certainly isn't for everyone. They've been funding third world militia in order to cull the population. They've had a group of autistic savants running an equation that supposedly predicts the exact date of the Armageddon on a loop in a secret basement of a hospital for years. They've been genetically experimenting on sharks. They're harvesting human organs. Don't believe the lies - The Hanso Foundation MUST be stopped.I'm not alone in my battle. The hacker I mentioned, Persephone, managed to find ways to get the truth out to us through Hanso's own site, before it got SHUTDOWN. She revealed herself, just last week, to be the beautiful Rachel Blake. She's running a blog of her travels through Europe - but it's just a front for her real blog. She's hot on the tail's of the main Hanso players, and we're following her every step of the way. There's the lovely Other Girl in the UK, check out her blog for awesome theories and clue pics (she also just met some cast members, lucky!) And, of course, the myth, the mystery, the son in the upcoming Damn Big Mumma's House, Speaker over in the US. I've linked through to his latest complete Round-Up, where he's written a step by step guide of everything we've learnt so far. He's pretty sharp, but don't tell him I said that, or his shadowy head'll get bigger.
NOW, back to the real action. Sorry for you true ninjas, but, well, I thought I'd do something just to make life a little nicer for grover, who was not only the first person to notice the hacked radio button on the left hand side of my blog, but the first to work out the entry details. I swear, Ninja's Honour, I played no role in this - ask the ninjas who were in chat with me the whole time. Click on The Truth radio button, and then the login isrblakeand the password isorganharvest Hold on to your seats - Rachel captured audio of Mittelwerk meeting with Peter Thompson and a woman. Turns out Mittelwerk cured Peter's cancer, not Alvar... Now, a lot of people think she sounds like Tanya, and I'm with you on that, but I'm dropping a gauntlet, right here, right now. The Ninja does not believe that Peter Thompson is DJ Dan. DJ!=PT Go listen to Dan's new podcast - http://www.djdan.am/podcast.hmtl - and make up your own mind. I know where I stand; in the shadows, crouched, like a tiger. There's a an ad at the top of the page, type something and you'll know what pic to click.
But that wasn't it. Rachel hit us with more truth last night, when she hacked Other Girl's blog. She's got all the details; I'm not going to steal her credit, but I wil just say this - all his blood?! Where on Earth could they be going? Literally! Dude!*assumes ninja stance*
So, remember those awesome LOST action figures that are coming soon I told you about a while back? Well, the Ninja snooped the Phantom Zone comic shop today *slaps Booster Gold* and they're taking orders now! They won't be in for a few months, but these will sell quick. The Ninja isn't trying to schill anything, but they help me out by ordering comics and stuff for me each week, and they don't even make me take off my mask when I go to collect my order. There's a store in Chatswood (02) 9411 3709 and Parramatta (02) 9891 1848.
And finally, ok, yes. I wish it had been a new ep tonight. I sat here, typing while the recap played, just as bummed as you. So I made a special little something to cheer up all ninjas. You can go see Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest this weekend. You could keep your ears tuned for the Ninja. Or you could turn into a zombie. Of course, it is best to be a ninja, but here are
The Ninja's Top 5 Reason Why It Would Be Better To Be A Zombie Than A Puny Human5. You don't have to brush your teeth.
4. You get in great shape without dieting or getting your heart up.
3. You get to spend all day bitchin' and moanin'.
2. You'll always be part of the "in" crowd.
1. You get to eat BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSSSSSSS.............
Namaste