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SHUTDOWN!!!

Hi, and what an eventful few days this has been. I was going to post last night but so much confusing stuff started happening, I decided to wait until I had my head around it. A new Dan podcast, stuff from the Lockdown ep and, oh yeah, Persephone's really gone and done it this time.

But before I get to any of that, I have to give the biggest ninja shout out yet to my buddy themaininitiative - after receiving a copy of Bad Twin, he felt so spurned on to help me get the truth out, he created a Ninja Station logo for me! In fact, I was so impressed with main's work, I've decided to announce something special - the creation of the Anti-Hanso Artwork Alley, which I'll also use to put up the photos from the Bad Twin book :) EDIT: READ THE BOTTOM OF MY POST TO FIND THE LOCATION!Head to http://au.360.yahoo.com/hanso_ninja for both!!!

Basically, if you want to make some Anti-Hanso promotional material and send it on to me, hanso_ninja@yahoo.com.au, I'll put it up and we can watch the Anti-Hanso Awareness grow. Of course, it can't be rude - think of the great war posters of old and see what you can do! Of course, now that I'm giving out my email, you have to know I'm out of Bad Twin's, but now that they're all out, it's up to those of you who got a copy to get the truth out!

First up, a new podcast came through for DJ Dan - head through to his page and follow the links through to sublymonal. Make sure you say hi to the big guy for me. The new ConspiraSpy of the Month's theory certainly was mind-warping, but it sounds like something is seriously screwy with Tanya though.... And nanites? Has anyone else read Prey? Man, talk about flashbacks...

Then, a new pic appeared on Persephone's page - you can check it here. After staring at it for ages, some smart cookie suggested using the first letters of each item and to use recluse as a password somewhere, but nowhere presented itself - until someone began questioning their own mortality on the Life Expectancy Project page, and we learnt Persephone is going nuts over the same question we are -What is Dr. Zander's involvement?

WHERE IS ALVAR? 

You see, it looks like Alvar's not been to work since, ooh, May 2002! Not only that, but Persephone also mentions that Mittelwerk is behind... well, she did get to finish, because the site start humming, an alarm went crazy and the Hanso Foundation site was shut down completely! The screen went totally black, a red version of the Hanso logo came up with some text about the site being shut down due to the actions of a malicious hacker until further notice. O M G ! Persephone's really p.o.'d Hanso, seemingly to boiling point. How is she going to get the truth out to us now? Ah!

So, to try and pull the fragments of my damaged brain, I tried to work out some more parts of that ? map - and preceded to lose control of several of my ninja functions. Arms flailing, clucking like a chicken, dancing the macarena - all the things a ninja should never be caught doing. I eventually pulled myself together, straighted my belt and resumed my studies and, thanks to the map shadow_strikr sent me, gleaned a few new insights. I notice a lot of you thought that Henry entering the codes must be linked to the dark lights coming up, and this ninja thinks Henry did it for sure.

Firstly, the supply drop. Where did it come from and what caused it? Well, the ninja doesn't know either. Sorry! Maybe the sky, maybe a hole in the ground, maybe dropped in from the Negative Zone by Annihalus as his Annihilation Wave continues further into true reality. Sorry, wrong ninja hat. That was my Comic Ninja sombrero.

But I did notice that there's a inscription that reads ACTIVITY MINIMAL DURING LOCKDOWN AND RESTOCKING PROCEDURES. So, looks like a lockdown happens whenever the food is getting dropped, but why? Plenty of ninjas think that it's so the button-pressers are never able to see where to food comes from, which I definitely think could be the case. I mean, they wouldn't keep Smokey out, he could just go through the vents like Kate and Henry have done... And then there is the question of what caused it? Is it set to a timer, or could Locke's lateness with entering the code a few epsisodes back have caused it?

So, some things for ninjas to think about. The Flame hatch. Magnetic Equations - MRI? What's the AD/MHG Incident of 1985? And DHARMATEL - what's that? Could it be the code name for the computer system on the island? Maybe DHARMATEL is like Y! messenger for Craphole Island. Don't forget to add me, I come on and talk pretty often, you might catch me with a clue and get the scoop :)

Finally, if your looking for something super cool, head over to Other Girl's blog, my UK blogger mate. She's been helping out with a half hour weekly LOST podcast - that's right, a free half hour radio show on our favourite topic! Now, they're a few episodes behind, but the theories, news, clues and stuff they discuss are still fantastic for true LOST fans. Best of all, you can chuck the latest (and the previous shows) on your mp3 player and take it with you! Oh, and Other Girl's BF Sasha appeared on the latest show, and she's got some great insights from OG herself!

Oh, and I've really gotten into this new Answers thing. If you've not checked it out, you can ask questions and anyone around the world can post an answer, with you picking the best one and that person receiving points! Hurleys_tshirt came across this question and threw it my way, and I thought you guys might want to jump on and, being the ninjas that you are, give them the straight up, definitive answer! C'mon, I know one of you can scoop the win! Why not ask some q's there youselves?

Well, I think you'll agree that all ninjas deserve to feel tired after all the eventfulness. The Ninja hopes you have a great Saturday night, and reminds you to search for the truth everywhere - even in this very post....

Namaste